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By Benjamin Reisig Entertainment Writer 9/2/22 Do fish have a thirst for water?
Which would you rather live in?
How would you ask someone out?
How do you like to pass away? (kick the bucket)
What is your favorite food?
What is your favorite book?
What's your favorite movie?
What musician would you like to see in concert?
What are you drinking?
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If you got mostly A’s, you fit in with the emos and loners. You hate popular things just because they’re popular and think being different is a personality trait. You love the macabre. If Vantablack was a room paint, your whole house would be covered in it. You like cats and are very loyal to the friends you have.
If you got mostly B’s you fit in well with the athletes. You grew up playing t-ball and soccer and have continued sports in high school. You are firm in your beliefs. Sure you might miss every single class (you’d rather be in a bus to an away game rather than a classroom). You’ve made so many incredible memories playing and traveling for sports it’s always worth it. If you got mostly C’s, you fit in with the art and theater kids. Sure, Perkin’s employees hate you for singing and dancing in the restaurant, but you have fun no matter who’s judging you. You love expressing your creative side. You stand apart from the crowd and will go far if you keep that spark alive. If you got mostly D’s, you are the teacher's pet. You get higher grades than anyone else. You are the kid that yells at people who don’t follow class rules, you always read the syllabus, and you remind the teacher they forgot about the homework. You will certainly pay in a higher tax bracket and raise big brained kids. If you got mostly E’s, you are the sane person otherwise known as the basic student. To put it bluntly, you enjoy Marvel movies. You don’t like when your beliefs are challenged but also don’t fight for yours. Everyone likes you and you never rustle any feathers. You may blend in in class, but I guarantee no teacher has ever hated you. |